Will someone who can actually draw turn this into a #tattoo -worthy #drawing ? I sortof want the watch to look detailed and antiquesque up-close (but with no hands ) but also like a tire swing from a distance. Maybe even with the illusion of a kid on it. And the roots to look like souls reaching for the #tree (but with no hands ). And all of the branches are hands. #treetattoo
What can I make with mozzarella balls, a smushy tomato, chicken thighs, a dying basil plant, kale and parmesan cheese? #margaritachicken + #chickenparm + #kale = #lastfood (Other ingredients: Sweet onion, dried rosemary, SashaLove, dried oregano, balsamic vinegar, EV olive oil, sea salt, lots of hand-smashed garlic, multigrain pepper ). That’s all she wrote. Get ready for skinny me cause I’m broke!!
My baby rose bush survived the winter y’all! She’s gonna make it. #onewinteratatime
Tell-Tail-Cat. This is how he tucks himself in at bedtime. #crazycat
So much to do & not sure where to start!!! May have to delete this app for the day...or week. #instagram
When your friend comes to help with some basic household things and refuses to leave until you let her fix your “weird hair.” Because that happens, right? I’m grateful for friends with functioning arms. Why is it “grateful” and not “greatful”? Like full of shredded stuff as opposed to filled with greatness? Anyway...wanted to post this before I wash the face off and set the freckles free.
Sebastian Minneloushe: finding new and creative ways to typify his favorite phrase, #badkitty (He thought he could blend in with all of the cat mugs )
Them: “You shouldn’t talk to people about pain they can’t see and they can’t change. It’s abusive to them.” Me: “Ollie, I feel like one gigantic bruise. I sneezed today and felt like I threw out my back, collapsed a lung, dislocated a rib, fractured my skull, blew out my eardrums, burst a hernia, pulled an ovary, locked my jaw, misplaced my hands (numbness ), went blind and nearly slipped into a coma. Thanks for listening.” Cats are the best listeners.
@cass_tronomy what do they call French Onion Soup in France?